Friday, October 26, 2007 . 2:14 AM
Hey hey people.. gosh..it’s the effing last day already. Unbelievable.. it feels so surreal. I still remember the first day I came to school, which was like..jan. I almost can remember the sadistic HCL lessons, and how I never did pay any attention to lao shi talking crap. Or someone’s “bushes” whenever she talks bout landforms. Or someone’s Minnie mouse voice. Sighs.. I guess it’s another new year and another new start to another effing boring and stressful chapter.Went to sch as usual today, but was quite happy, cus I was thinking like, whoo, this is the last day I will ever wake up at 6;30am. Hah! Went up the bus, and the bus uncle was talking crap again. But I shall never have to see his face ever again! Whoo!
Went to the quadrangle to meet up for the choir thingy. Just sat there and waited for sarah and ruth. when they finally came, assembly was already gonna start. So we just sat down in a row, but sarah got left alone with “bill”. Then we had to sing for the farewell thing.
Me: omg.. don’t tell me she really dunno it was for her.
Ruth: haha..if she dunno, den its like so fake lah!
Someone sang really badly. REALLY. She looked fat in tht stupid dress too.
Siying *pointing to the 2nd level, : look up at the 2nd level.
I look up, and some kids were actually waving their arms around as if she was a superstar or smth.
Me: OH.MY.GOD. ruth! look up! *nudges ruth.
Ruth: omg..haha!!
Finally it ended, then sarah and I went to the audi for some civil defense thing, got scolded by mrs thory chew cus we weren’t behaving. Like..who cares lah. Its de last day. Then it was canceled, so we went to the primary sch hall for some movie screening. Dint watch it at all, I was leaning on sarah and anne. Haha. Picked up some primary sch kid’s wallet in the audi. There weren’t a lot of money inside..so I dint bother keeping it. Haha.. kidding.
Went for recess with sarah and liyuan. Then went for the crime prevention talk in the primary sch hall again. The guy was just talking and talking.. and I realized that I;ve commited a lot of crimes. But grace has a hell load more.. she is like, 4 crimes. I’ve only 2. haha..
Finally, END OF SCHOOL. Whoo!! Was emveloped by hanying and grace for a group hug. Haha.. btw, go to grace’s blog and read her “beyotch” post, it is 100% TRUE. I swear. It made our whole class totally bond man! Then went for choir.. it was boring as usual.. wanted to skip it with sarah.. but no one else wanted to skip with us, so we had to go.
Walked back with ruth after choir. Haha.. we were crapping bout some “banana thing” which is totally r-rated. Wait..screw that, make tht x-rated. We have such powerful imaginations. Haha..
Msgs:
Rachel: thanks for the muffin!!
Mel sit: hey.. cant believe it’s ur last day in mg. Haha.. well, rock on babe. Do well and make me proud man! If not, I shall whack u! and call me every month like u SAID SO. If not I will track u down and murder u. haha!
Mel teoh: hey.. haven’t been talking to you in quite a while.. but.. good luck kayz? Just do well! All the best!
Ruth: the banana man. XDD
Sarah: okay fine, so I owe you one. But NO WAY I m calling his house number.
Shaun: my muffin is so much healthier than ur choc thing! And.. wth is pits? Sounds so wrong.
Nick: my mm agency is not closing down. Business is just slow. =)
Thursday, October 25, 2007 . 7:01 AM
2nd last day of school..woots!im so gonna miss 1o!!
time passed by so effing fast this year.
hopefully i'll be in the same class as stacey, kaizha, nanjiba, anne, eldora, gladys etc. next year.
got back my answer scripts for finals today. guess what i did. i threw em away! hahah!
also cleared out all my crap from the back cupboards..
and i threw em away too..
felt so much satisfaction and joy throwing stuff, that i accidentally threw away jennifer's book.
whoops. big whopper there. but she doesnt have to know.
after all, we're leaving.
and got some bloody phone confiscation form thingy, which tells me that i can get back the phone on nov 15!
like..WTF.
but it's not even mine!!
talked to wan teng just now. and OHMYGOSH JOEL TAN HAS A FRIGGIN GF.
Je m' appelle wantengggg♥says:he got GF haha damn funnnyy
Je m' appelle wantengggg♥says:her GF lyk body guard only, always follow joel*walk BEHIND him.
WTH. joel tan has a gf. unbelievable.
msgs:
nick: omg u look so friggin tall! nickyyyy!
wanteng: we are the QUEENS.
benedict: u stupid balonglong! u and john are such a weird duo!! haha!
matthew: lol.. the unspoken sentence. ahem. okay i shall not rub it in.
andrea: tsk tsk... i still remember the "no-neck" matthew u saw at the candy shop!! haha!
Tuesday, October 23, 2007 . 11:17 PM
had mg funfair yesterday..and had such fun with sarah running around!rachael nearly lost her wallet, but we found it in the audi haha..
omg.the girl who is gonna sing for friday's farewell SUCKS. big time.
either she comes in at the wrong time, den she say"ehh" den she start again, or her voice just breaks. hahaha!!
went to the 1D haunted house.. i and sarah were trying to identify the people inside there, yi fan, vivienne etc.
it was so not scary lah.. but cherryanne was like screaming with her cousin..haha...
1 primary kid was also like, i wanna go home!
today had interclass games..
whoo..1o won captain's ball! hahaha..
so we got gold medals..
1s is super scary plus super rough.
tht natasha was blocking me like siao lah.
den someone stepped on my foot, the ball slammed against my body 2 times, and raquel's toe was in pain.
sighs.. so bloody rough. grace and i was shouting vulgarities throughout the whole thing.
i just realised that my life is very screwed up.
at this point where my life is so screwed up, surprisingly, i find myself wanting to tell only 1 person.
my bloody phone got problem, it says memory full, so i delete some msgs, den halfway deleting, the effing thing says: not enough memory to perform this operation. delete some data first.
WTF. i wanna delete, den u say not enough memory to DELETE??!
so in de end, i just took francy's lousy phone cause i gave up.
then i am currently packing to move out, and i realised tht i have a lot of stuff, so im trying my best not to scream vulgarities everytime my clothes dont fit into the suitcase, or that i have a lot of excess stuff.
this sunday is going out with ruth day, and also gonna go to ikea to buy furniture for my new home!
messages:
ruth lee: u screw up my blogpost one more time den i'll behead you.
vivienne: i dont think han wei is that innocent.
sarah: u ponner! ahahah!! ps: we managed to pangseh her.
rachael: who was the smart one who came up with the bright "bill" and "bob" thing?
joe: haha..thanks loads lah..;)
Sunday, October 21, 2007 . 4:04 AM
well... a lot has happened these few days man..time for a hell long post.
well..i got back my results..and it sucked... like..seriously..rachel gunn got all A's. i only had 2. do the math.
i just hope i dont get into some shitty class next year where ppl all slack and expect you to do the work for them.
that's just demeaning.
i went out with alyssa yesterday...
actually i should've gone out with nick and his friends, but i couldn't make it.
bought a gold bag at far east..for only $15..
and it looks damn nice..
should've got it earlier, then it wouldn't result in i getting blisters, and not having enough time to finish off the 3rd floor.
then after that, went to my bro's place to check out and get my new G4 apple iBook.
gotta admit, it looked pretty good.
then my bro offered to send me back, but the bloody bus's aircond spoilt, the belt burst, so we all had to get down.
pro- a complimentary ticket and bus ride.
con- wasted like.. 20 minutes... which i will never get back.
went to orchard with ruth and sarah today.
they are so effing unbelievable.
they tried to fix me up on a date with *.
he went to bugis with his friend, cus i said i wouldn't come.
when i reached there, i got dragged there by them.
but in the end, i didn't get to meet him.
so he rescheduled, next sunday.
went to exodus on fri night.
it was quite okay i guess.
but the audience was quite dead..
i tried to sell my choir tickets there to the guys, but they're damn dao lah.
but i managed to sell like..6 tickets..
okay..so maybe marina bought 1.. but still...
ahh forget it.
i shall rule out salesgirl as my future occupation.
jen went out with charlie yesterday!
haha..heard they had a fun time..
he spent like..$40..
great for them.
i was talking to alyssa bout how lonely we were..
i mean, everybody else has someone else..
like..hanying and jona.
francy and ring.
grace and **.
sarah and ***
jen and charlie.
not that im complaining bout my single status..
but.. it's kinda depressing.
Thursday, October 18, 2007 . 5:05 AM
urgh..i feel damn effing pissed now..but anyway.. i shall not talk bout it..
agh i got back my results..
and i dont wanna tell my parents..
i got only 2a's!! wth!!!
i am SCREWED.
urghhh.... someone help me!!
oh well..i think i'll b in de same class as anne next yr...
at least that'll make me feel better..
and i cant believe art is also counted..
like...wth??
i nv even study... den i simply do..
den i got 12/20!!
but other ppl got like..16, 18??!
argh... one word- eff.
had this crappy moving ot briefing thing just now..
and it was so effing crappy lah..
like..why the hell do i need to go there?
i'll be moving out anyway..
and i WON'T be coming back next year.
hopefully never ever again.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007 . 8:33 PM
omg la.god likes to screw up my life.
what lovely things has happened to me in this week.
1. i lost my dignity to "some guy."
2. some disgusting perv does disgusting stuff to me on facebook.
3. some leech sticks onto me.. tht means i have 2 leeches now.
4. i met "the guy" yesterday when i was wither another guy friend.
5. i think im gonna fail geog.
it's so bloody crappy lah omg.
it;s like... we lost contact for like.. 3-4 weeks.
then suddenly, when im talking to my guy friend on the bus,
i turn my head and i look as if i just seen his dead body.
"he" is staring at me with this face which is very qian zhou, tht made me want to go down the bus and punch his face, den go up the bus again.
1 hr later, "he" sms-es me and accuses me of stuff. and apparently i blame "him".
which is like..wth??!
so i decided to be humble and say like..nah..it wasnt our fault..
then he sms bak..uh huh..okay.
then on msn..i decided to change jen's pm.
"he" saw it n then he started being crappy.
so once again, i decided to be humble.
"nah..it's not our fault."
"oh sure.. i can even hear the sarcasm now.."
WTF.
so i say: u got problem isit? u got problem den come find me, talk face to face, dont hide behind ur computer and type. if u dare, come find me.
"he": no...of course not.. we are oh-so happy now. of course no problems.
so..since he's so sarcastic..so i should be as sarcastic as him too ryt?
me: yeah..we're just so happy... im smilng with joy now! :DD
urgh. damn pissed..
could have slept at like..11..but this stupid msn thing kept me up till 12 fuming.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007 . 6:26 PM
hmm..im so darn bored now..they're discussing the home ec thing..
and im slacking in the library with grace now..
facebook is getting boring.. i dunno why.. it just is..
there's this disgusting guy who likes to do disgusting stuff to me on facebook...
i think i just had a mental spew or smth.
"__________ has decided to smooch you."
"__________ has decided to hug you."
"__________ has decided to poke you."
DEAR GOD. HELP ME.
i feel so violated.. he even knows im a malaysian and visited this blog..gosh!
plus..he's a perv!! arghhh....
anyway.. i wanna learn how to make tiramisu!
clement's sis can make a really good one..
cus she went to switzerland/new zealand or smth..
and i LOVE tiramisu lahh!!
haha..recently i was talking to nick bout girls acting cute.. then somehow we digressed and launched into other topics..
nick: yeah..those type turn me off too..
me: haha...totally la.. where r u now?
nick: zouk.. but im dancing like..my butt's facing the girls..cus im not interested.. u noe..like a rude gesture..haah..
me: ....... (no comment) so anyway.. how was the msn girl?
nick: ohh...i told her to go to hell lah...
i never reply.
oh yeah! i got A1 for my english paper 2!
whoo!! ahahaha...
alyssa beat me.. damn. hey guys!
before i start, i wanna promote something..xD
3rd dec. choir concert. mg auditorium. 7 or 7:30 pm(not sure) u get to see me looking like barney singing in a friggin purple gown. miss kon's last concert. 15 bucks per ticket.
i have to sell 20. if not i'll get screwed.
well..not literally..but u get what i mean...
anyway..got back my marks today..
got A1 for chinese, and B4 for history. thank god man.
a lot of ppl failed history. sighs..
well... today the acs guys came to mg..
den sarah dared me to ask them for a flyer..
haha.. we were playing dare...
i, sarah and alicia/allysa
sarah: ehh.. go ask them for another flyer..
i: wad? why??
sarah: i dare you! hahaa..
i: fine! u're on!
so i went to them..while they ran away..
i: uhh..can i have another flyer?
guy: oh..sure!! u want more? *takes a lot of flyers*
some other guy; the more the merrier!
i: uhh..okay... *snatches the flyers from him and run back the stairs to kill sarah.*
sarah: i dare u to ask if they know ben anot.
i; hell no. i double dare u to.
sarah: haha..no way! but he's ur bro!
i: but still??
sarah: dey'll know their juniors!
but in the end, i dint ask. haha!
not much stuff happened today..
except tht i, hanying and grace was talking in the chapel..
while they were discussing the answers..
and uhh... yeah...
Saturday, October 13, 2007 . 7:20 AM
oh yeah..i shall tell more bout the baking at mel's hse.so i went there.. den i couldnt see her, so i went to the jurong entertainment centre to find her lor.
then turns out, she went to interchange to see me.
so it was super funny... we saw each other at the traffic lights.. haha!
den her phone case, which costs like..$5,( so ex) is like..so not working lah!
i think she got conned. haha.
me: go back to the uncle la..
her: not uncle lah. some 20 yr old guy la.
so we went back there, den turns out, the guy already close shop liao!
but his fan was still switched on.
her: ehhh!! after he sell to me, he close shop liao!
me: hahahaahh!!! eh how bout u just take one lah? since urs is spoilt anyway..
her: ya lor. i was thinking also.. like.. i jus replace and exchange la.
me; haha..buy 1 free 1!
but we dint do tht la. cus we're so friggin nice.
den went to the bakery shop...
so i go and look for brown sugar.. found 2 packets..
1 grey colour packaging, 1 is white.
me* holding 2 packets (sibeh heavy): auntie!! which one is softer ah? *cus it says soft brown sugar mah.
auntie: both also the same de! jus tht 1 is kg, another is 2kg.
mel* stop in her tracks and staring at me like im so friggin dumb.
me: ohhh...
mel: u noe.. u look like..-
me: yeah..like some stupid idiot holding 2 bags of brown sugar asking which is softer. i know.
then the friggin butter is also effing expensive lah..
mel: ehh choose the cheaper one.
me: okay!
then we went back to her hse..
then we started mixing everything.. and then it was super duper fun!
then i ate raw cookie dough.. then she go mix the butter with her fingers!
den my fingers also damn floury...
then hor..mel doesn noe how to sift flour properly lor..
once she shake, all the flour come out de lor! soo funny!
hahaha! so the table was damn messy.
then i mashed the bananas lorr..
haha... den i streak flour across her face! soo funny! haha!
when the muffins came out, we were so happy cus it was so friggin tasty!
well..at least to us haha!
yeah..tht's all i can rmb...
Friday, October 12, 2007 . 5:51 AM
whoa. just went to choir.i swear to god, the only reason im going there today is just so tht i can dao a certain someone.
but tht person decides to ruin all my fun by going bak early and acting all sickly cute in front of her sl.
oh and did i mention, i hate a lot of ppl in choir?
urgh shall not talk bout my suckish cca. jus ruins the whole mood.
so i was trying to collect the stupid stuff for the carnival, the toilet roll and stuff..
when i realised tht i cant complete it.
- campbell soup can- who de hell still drinks it? cook THT in my hostel, wana die isit? the friggin woman will kill us lor. dont ask me why, it's jus not allowed. fyi, francy got scolded for buying luncheon meat. gosh.
- chicken essence type of glass bottle- walau..we're not old la.. puhlease, we so do not need to buy brand's chicken essence. it stinks too.
- kitchen roll- hmmm...might have slipped ur mind..but.. WE DONT HAVE A KITCHEN HERE.
stuff that i can bring:
- toilet roll- yeah..cus if i dont, it'll b seriously wrong.
- yoghurt cup- haha..i'm healthy.xD
- small box- uhh..i think i have it. or i might hav jus used it as a cute little waste paper basket.
- tissue box- yeah..again..if i dont have it.. it'll b implying tht i wipe my snot on my sleeves or smth.
- 3 copies of mags- yeah..definitely have it. just 1 question though, if it's mag, it SHOULD have pics and colours ryt? cus so far, i havent seen any mags without pics and colour.
hmm.. gotta go now... byee!
Thursday, October 11, 2007 . 6:54 AM
whoo! so as we all know, finals are over.question is, what are we gonna do now tht it's over and we have nothing else to revise?
PARTYYY of course!
there's a bep concert, with the click 5 as guests of honour.
and i heard linkin park is coming. who wants to treat me? haha!
went to mel's hse to do some baking(omg) today.
it was disastrously hilariously awesome.
we bought the ingredients, den went bak to her place.
then we started to make the mess.
we baked choc chip muffins and banana muffins!
we had to bake another badge of banana muffins cus mel put in ectra butter.
but u gotta admit, it came out pretty darn good.
i kept stealing and eating the raw cookie dough. but it was AWESOME.
then we made banana milkshake from the leftover milk and some bananas.
so we agreed to do this AGAIN.
interested in joining us? =)
*you know you want to*
haha!
dang. there's effing choir tmr.
i can hardly wait.
we're gonna be singing for like..7 hours.
yippee! cant wait till my throat aches and my voice cracks!
as if.
well... i guess that's it for now.
gotta go to sleep! ciao!
Thursday, October 4, 2007 . 8:02 AM
whoa... francy and i just went though jen's clothes to give her a super makeover for her big date with the oppa guy. hhaha!but sadly..we couldnt fix her up with anything.
anyways...had history..i think i totally screwed it..
there was this sima qian guy..
and a lot of ppl din noe..
he was some historian who wrote the shiji and traced the histories of emporors. or smth like tht.
so here's what ppl wrote as their answers:
- he invented the seismograph/compass thing.
- he recorded literature.
- he was a great king.
- he unified smth.
haha! like..so random la! the teachers are gonna get some quirky answers for tht question man. and i bet they'll be laughing their heads off. haha!
hmm....i guess that's all..there's math tmr.. oh heck..who cares la. i'll fail it anyway.
4 down- 8 more to go.
before i forget,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELINA!
Wednesday, October 3, 2007 . 7:29 PM
at the com lab now..seconda day of exams..with melody.. she's like.. amazed at what facebook can do..
whoo... 13 cans of beer since fri night... i can pump it up further man..!
i jus found out tht studying while drinking beer helps..as it helps to liven up the atmospohere.. and keeps u hyper and high.. haha..
hmm..i shall blog bout francy's big break up..which is screwed up..
so she was quite drunk..and i pretended to be a guy called edwin tht was supposedly helping her back to the hostel since she was so drunk, and i sms-ed ring.
so tht asshole is so friggin retarded and it pissed me off lorh..
"if u like a gal too obvious, tht gal will take advantage" like..wth lah!
if u no guts to like a girl obvious enough, den dont like la.
then, i had to pretend to be in love with francy to make him jealous..
which he was..quite i think.
then since we pissed each other off greatly,
me: why dont u jus go to hell and screw urself?
him: string of vulgarities.. it's not ur business..
tsk. i was only doing it for my roommate.
dont think as if i wanna talk to such a ass la.
he started sending vulgarities in caps lock.
then i replied with vulgarities too lor.
then the next day..francy was like..
"let my love for u turn into well wishes. hope u can find a better girl which u will be willing to sacrifice for. "
wth la. if it's me, i wud jus say, go to hell la.
oh shit. gotta go back to class now.
history paper.
3 down- 9 more to go. and still counting.